USERWATCH INVESTIGATES
When UserWatch UK investigated and interviewed the self confessed mental health wizard of cheek Silvis Rivers, we had no idea what to expect ...(well we did actually we knew we were in for a cheeking and probably total bullshit )
Accusations appeared (See Here) to be levelled at Silvis Rivers derived a posting on Uksurvivors that a defamatory cartoon had been posted of someone who looked like a pirate and a text allegedly had accompanied which implied serial rape ... We could not figure all this out so with our hacker contacts and inside Yahoo mates we had a further look and sure enough serial anal rape of parrots may have been implied. No humans however were harmed in the molestation by pirates ..
Silvis though, shaking , claimed to UserWatch :
"After grinning ...er ... sinning I knew I had to make amends and soothe matters so with some rescued anally raped parrots we embarked on a business idea . I had no idea it would get the backing of the Dragons Den entrepreneurs and the secret help of one now reformed Pirate who contritely claimed his besmirched reputation needed unsmirching secretly for his conscience ...
UserWatch interviewed the parrots and this is what they had to say ...
Userwatch can endorse this new product like the Dragons Den wiz-bizzies did recently and we show it below - but not because we have tried it !
OH NO ! We would never do that . We sent our abused office sparrow in for that ..
We can endorse too that madness is still alive and unwell amongst the mad out here in community madland , yes , in amongst the scream-trees where the parrots are now safe with ear protectors on ..
Accusations appeared (See Here) to be levelled at Silvis Rivers derived a posting on Uksurvivors that a defamatory cartoon had been posted of someone who looked like a pirate and a text allegedly had accompanied which implied serial rape ... We could not figure all this out so with our hacker contacts and inside Yahoo mates we had a further look and sure enough serial anal rape of parrots may have been implied. No humans however were harmed in the molestation by pirates ..
Silvis though, shaking , claimed to UserWatch :
"After grinning ...er ... sinning I knew I had to make amends and soothe matters so with some rescued anally raped parrots we embarked on a business idea . I had no idea it would get the backing of the Dragons Den entrepreneurs and the secret help of one now reformed Pirate who contritely claimed his besmirched reputation needed unsmirching secretly for his conscience ...
UserWatch interviewed the parrots and this is what they had to say ...
Userwatch can endorse this new product like the Dragons Den wiz-bizzies did recently and we show it below - but not because we have tried it !
OH NO ! We would never do that . We sent our abused office sparrow in for that ..
We can endorse too that madness is still alive and unwell amongst the mad out here in community madland , yes , in amongst the scream-trees where the parrots are now safe with ear protectors on ..
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