Monday, February 11, 2008

New Social Inclusion Activities in Mental Health - Riding Side Zero (NHS Style)



Proof now exists , sadly only in sketch form, that three legged Zallions do exist and they transport Purple Bunnies around looking for the Law Of Somewhere .....This is probably a mental health Service User Social Inclusion fantasy though, emerging through a public relations hole into a kind of reality, but who cares since all mental health Service Users anyway are given fantasy choices with runny dollops of fuck all toffee on them ....Annnd extra sugar ......

We hear of course that the new Local Involvement Networks (LINks) that the Govt intend to replace the statutory Patient & Public Involvement Forums with (PPI's end on March 31st 2008) are riding around in nowhere-particular-land....Alice we confirm was asked to join but answered with a laugh :

"Holes only lead to Mad Hatter tea parties and the need for treatment you will never get anyway because it's costly to pay for a lot of tea bags "

We do know that the LINks pre-amblish rimming-inter meeting in Birmingham UK at the Lakeside Centre Aston University has taken place and we hear the grass around the center went brown with despair and daffodils all turned black around the centre .....

More later, on LINks - you wonderful readers you out there in amongst the Law Of Somewhere.....


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